Jarvis ,dry up my pussy and put some sand inside
Coca Cola preemptively changes tagline to "There's Nothing Wrong With Coca Cola"
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
NOPE
balloonpony
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
loki-laufysbum
Wait.
Lookit these optional as fuck Thousand Year Door partners.
I just wanted an excuse to draw three of my favorite Mario enemies.
all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor
barbiesplasticsurgeon
#i like the implication that dali just had that effect on things#just a surrealism field around him at all times
The link in the original post unfortunately leads to a deleted account, so I googled the artist Yosuke Amemiya. And you guys. Those apples are WOOD. That isn’t digital art or some malleable medium like clay or putty. Wood. I’m almost angry at how good they look. Absolute witchcraft.
Some close-up shots from the artist’s website:
mr. amemiya i’m sorry but you have to leave the orchard
