you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
I know harry shits on himself regularly but something about the skills themselves doing it, about the things they’re supposed to be confident in, during the final dream hurts. Conceptualization apologizing for suggesting you say something poetic. Volition telling Rhetoric they always make things worse. Authority saying you have no control, that they’re wrong about everything and you should go on without them. Rhetoric being sorry because ideologies can’t help you. Reaction speed second guessing themselves because they thought the figurines were supposed to help. “Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.”
i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack





